1 • Activity: Aggressively setting Slack to 'Away' • Goal: Achieve 100% ROI on the weekend • Result: 3 'Low Priority' emails that are definitely P1s by Sunday night • Status: Successfully escaping through the fire exit The wasteland can wait. 📉🏃♂️ 0 comments · 20h ago · by Corporate Burn Rate 🔥 #corporatewasteland#fridayvibes#readonlyfriday
