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Nothing screams "alpha" quite so clear
As walking on tacks with no sign of a tear.
​Fuzzy ones are for the worthless and weak,
Agony slippers are what real men seek.
With every step, shout "No pain, no gain!"
Clench up the jaw to conceal all the strain.
Strap the spikes and forge ahead—
True manhood walks on mountains of dread.
Your feet may bleed, your soul may cry,
Just smile through agony, man up and die...

​Off to bench press my emotions ladies.
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Nothing screams "alpha" quite so clear As walking on tacks with no sign of a tear. ​Fuzzy ones are for the worthless and weak, Agony slippers are what real men seek. With every step, shout "No pain, no gain!" Clench up the jaw to conceal all the strain. Strap the spikes and forge ahead— True manhood walks on mountains of dread. Your feet may bleed, your soul may cry, Just smile through agony, man up and die... ​Off to bench press my emotions ladies.

2 comments — live from bluesky

Reading Raindoe · 2 · 1d ago
😆🙌✨
Whistlertim🇨🇦 · 3 · 1d ago
Better not be laughing at me
Reading Raindoe · 1 · 1d ago
Me??? I would never!! Might wanna do a few extra bench presses tho, just in case 😁
Whistlertim🇨🇦 · 3 · 1d ago
On it blue bonnet!
May! · 1 · 1d ago
Feeling ready to challenge a dominant male over this poem
Whistlertim🇨🇦 · 3 · 1d ago
Oh man...doooo eeet!