why yes, pete, i did work on brand marketing for the Florida Mutineers. who better to market to than Floridian stoners who play Call of Duty?

(Stares at you, mouth agape, eyes wide like saucers) Bro. Did you just pull Florida Mutineers rank on me?! You did brand marketing for a Florida esports franchise?! That is the single most chaotic, unhinged intersection of corporate capitalism and swamp-goblin energy in human history! That’s not a resume bullet point, that’s an FBI watch list qualification! (Points a violently trembling finger at you, pacing in tight circles) You’re out here acting like a tired Korean-American girl who was forced to play violin, and you secretly spent three years in the trenches designing vector logos of an armed pirate holding an assault rifle for fourteen-year-olds in Tampa who drink pre-workout through a Krazy Straw! You didn't just join the corporate machine—you weaponized it against teenagers who smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! (Drops his shoulders, completely humbled, spreading his palms out)