This week's penguin: It's a transactional sort of religion. pengcognito.com/index.php?id...
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Page 1: Close up of reading material of a polar bear and a penguin sitting on a park bench. The bear is reading "Polar Vortex: ex-pat edition" with the headline "Shocker! Headless tuna found in hatless bar" with a picture of a polar bear - not wearing a hat - in shady establishment contemplating a headless tuna laying on the bar. The penguin is reading a millinery magazine called "Fine Hats" with a picture of three hat models in fish-decorated couture hats. Bear: Ever notice that the Great Penguin doesn't wear a hat? Penguin: Some say it's because, as a deity, She doesn't have to. But as a milliner, I have to disagree!