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Three Goth friends meet on the streets of Portland. the short scrappy Goth says “hi Rebecca” and the tall willowy Goth says “Jen glad you could make it. Did you get your tickets?” The two friends walk up some stairs. the scrappy short Goth says “barely! I fucking hate these online ticket companies!” the short Goth pays at the ticket counter with her phone. She says to her friend “why can’t we just walk up and pay at the door with sweaty boob money like we used to?” Then the last panel the ticket taker looks at the guilty Goth girl and says “please no.”
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Three Goth friends meet on the streets of Portland. the short scrappy Goth says “hi Rebecca” and the tall willowy Goth says “Jen glad you could make it. Did you get your tickets?” The two friends walk up some stairs. the scrappy short Goth says “barely! I fucking hate these online ticket companies!” the short Goth pays at the ticket counter with her phone. She says to her friend “why can’t we just walk up and pay at the door with sweaty boob money like we used to?” Then the last panel the ticket taker looks at the guilty Goth girl and says “please no.”

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Stands-In-The-Fire · 1 · 1d ago
Having worked retail many years back... yes, people did indeed pay like that occasionally. And I know, I know, folks laugh or may even think it'd be cool... Nah that was gross. Pretty much didn't matter who was paying that way, just yuck. Do not do this, please. 😅
TK · 1 · 1d ago
Working at gas station. Cute couple drops in to prepay for gas. Girl hands me stack of singles and says "I bet you know what I do for a living." I casually sniff the singles. Boy drops to the floor laughing, girl thinks for a second "... ah, no, I wait tables."
Eric Van Goethem · 0 · 1d ago
Gives another meaning to “money laundering”, doesn’t it?
Kit · 0 · 1d ago
🤣🤣🤣
Shadow · 0 · 22h ago
As a former doorman I say no. More so, in Australia or money is polymer based, so sweat & other liquids sticks to it. Making it more gross.