This isn’t satire. He’s ranted about this since 2017. Today he signed an order to rip out a half-built $1.2B launch system, 50% complete, for 1950s steam. Every naval expert calls it a costly downgrade.
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"I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MAGNETS WORK, SO I HEREBY DEMAND THE NAVY MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO STEAM POWER!" - BIGLY BROTHER