· by mrsbettybowers.bsky.social ·3h ago · view on bsky.app ↗

Given what a conspicuous flop the previous Amazon documentary about boring Melania was, Amazon is now screaming from the rooftops, "This makes no business sense--other than as a bribe to reduce regulations of our horrible workplace conditions!" (And there is no part of Melania we haven't ALL seen.)

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The only part of Melania we are yet to see is her purported fluency in *one* language, much less six.

Just Don't Shoot The Dog · 1 · 5m ago

You just haven't asked her where to leave her payment. "Leaf ze munnie onda teahbull," in six different languages no prob.

Eternal Eeyore · 3 · 5m ago

So they’re going to use an MRI for filming scenes with her?

Dwdingus · 0 · 2m ago

If we haven't seen it, does that mean its her colonoscopy?

Janice🇵🇦🇨🇦🇺🇲(Don't add me to Packs!) · 0 · 2m ago

Her English should be so much better after 35+ years!!!

Trillian’s Dad · 0 · 1m ago

It feels like her senior advisor is low key looking for a new job and getting all the jabs in before they leave. I mean, he knows her story, right?!? 😬😏😂

Hallie Speight · 0 · 6m ago

Thank you! I have been saying this for ten years…

Bill Stewart · 1 · 2m ago

You're not seeing that because you don't speak Slovenian or any of the closely related Yugoslavian languages, which if you're fluent in one the others are easy, and English isn't her best. (I suspect her French, Italian, and German are at "order dinner and find the train station" level.)

Colin Doyle · 0 · 33s ago

Apparently, she can’t say no in any of them.

SweetJimmy (he/him)🇨🇦 · 1 · 2m ago

Being able to say "anal costs extra" in a language does not make you fluent in said language.

love2fixit.bsky.social · 2 · 1h ago

It's disgusting that I have to shield my grandchildren from every stumbling across the sorted past and actual nude photos of a 🤢🤮😤 first lady! Sickening 😖 🤬

MichaelinCanada 🇨🇦 · 0 · 2h ago

Pretty sure all her parts have been seen, often.

gmachancla.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

elmacanon41.bsky.social · 1 · 2h ago

Nicole Frankenstein · 15 · 3h ago

Is it a colonoscopy video?

lulaellen.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

s*w*a*c · 21 · 3h ago

We've all seen her a-hole, his name is Donald.

Nicole Frankenstein · 8 · 3h ago

I’ve heard of anal bleaching, but anal orangeing?

s*w*a*c · 4 · 3h ago

One bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos usually does the trick, or being marries to a Flaming Shot Cheater.

bloviant.bsky.social · 1 · 2h ago

Clap clap clap clap clap🤣

Raeann · 1 · 2h ago

Yawn. Zzzzzz. I would rather watch paint dry. And not her face paint which does nothing but let me know her eyelashes are stubby.

Christine - Fascism Is Evil · 2 · 1h ago

There are no parts of Melania Trump that I want to see, except perhaps a photo of her backside as she boards a plane to leave the US for good, if that happens.

Lonelibinutah · 0 · 1h ago

.....and just what part of he she hasn't already exposed?🤗

Sharonls · 0 · 42m ago

Waste of time and money, she doesn't even speak English.

Eliana · 4 · 3h ago

As if there was anything else I needed to know about this little useless FKKK #Melania!

grammymae.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

HO HO HO! HA HA HA!

Ramankhutu · 1 · 1h ago

Will this air right after Sean Duffy's road trip show and RFK Jr's cooking show in a Con Artist Cavalcade of Comedy?

oz-s-better.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

So, in other words, they are getting into porn movies?????? XXX

gertrude1907.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

Who would watch it?

Marinus van den Berg · 0 · 1h ago

Melania is the ugliest criminal bitch innthe world why giving her attention? The judge should pay attention to her and her grab-her-by-the-pussy Donald.

pamschuble.bsky.social · 0 · 4m ago

I thought we’d seen all of her already. What’s she got that the public hasn’t seen?

pattyanne49.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

What parts of Melania haven't we all seen yet? I've seen quite a few pics of her Hair to her Hoohah, so what else have we missed?

KellyGworld · 0 · 39m ago

Just a blatant giveaway/bribe to the Trump family. After losing 30 million on the original documentary that's the only thing that makes sense.

Centrist Sisyphus · 80 · 3h ago

The only part of Melania we haven’t seen is her personality (and I’m making an assumption here).

José Antonio · 0 · 35m ago

Her real accent?

Gordos52 · 0 · 2h ago

Or her brain (same assumption).

7boys.bsky.social · 8 · 3h ago

😄👍

mi · 0 · 2h ago

We saw that at Creeestmus

Sunset Cove · 2 · 2h ago

Not interested boycott it!

I voted for her · 0 · 2h ago

We have ALL seen every part of her. The pictures are plastered across the internet.

Schon Jermerhorn · 0 · 43m ago

There is no part of Melania Trump that has not been seen, yet.

I Love Dachshunds. · 0 · 1h ago

We’ve seen all of her already… literally!

Kernow-Kid · 1 · 3h ago

I thought all parts of the boring lady have been seen by paying guests.

DB Mittens · 0 · 1h ago

The Leona Helmsley material has been done again and again. Time for Melania.

MX-LUC1F3R · 0 · 2h ago

A part of Melania we haven't seen... Her heart? I'm pretty sure that's in an ornate box sealed with arcane sigils and buried in a secure crypt in Slovenia to make sure she stays animated.

chrissy64.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

Let me guess, it’s called “The Village Bicycle.” Am I right???

barely-sane.bsky.social · 2 · 1h ago

This will show the level of success that can be achieved by a vacuous, superficial, greedy conniver, willing to exchange sex for wealth. Expect a sequel after her dear husband is sentenced to a long prison term.

corkicalcutta.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

It is impossible to "see things" that don't exist.🤷🥱

TheOneTrueJim · 0 · 2h ago

I think there are parts of Melania that only paying customers have seen.

Elle Selawatch (no PMs) · 0 · 1h ago

Who f*****g cares about Melania! I mean really…nobody cares about her. The most useless person in the world just like the rest of that family! 🙄

Joanne in Boston · 7 · 1h ago

How can we convince them that no one cares about Melania?

🌊 BostonPops 🌊 · 3 · 40m ago

No one cares that no one cares about Melania!

Joanne in Boston · 1 · 20m ago

True.

genx2024.bsky.social · 1 · 43m ago

Looks like Obama’s documentary will be breaking records again…

anigo.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

Are they going to show her spitting on donarhea while accepting large payments to be seen with him in public. A marriage made in heaven. He gets to parade her around once in a while. She gets huge sums of money to hold her nose and tolerate him.

KarenButNotAKaren · 0 · 37m ago

Please no! We don’t want to see more of melania.

AyJay · 0 · 2h ago

Oh boy, just in time for the midterms! 🍿🍿🍿

Global Patriot · 4 · 2h ago

Is it about her being a prositute who was trafficked and pimped out to Trump by Zampolli and Epstein?

We are all connected · 0 · 1h ago

I’m not familiar with Olga Nesterova, but she has to be mocking Melania with this tweet. Every one of Melania’s parts have been shared ad nauseam for decades.

Shawn · 0 · 3h ago

"A part of the first lady that hasn't been seen yet" ??? The nudes are all over the net. Have been for years...

Antifa Annie · 0 · 2h ago

zee23out.bsky.social · 1 · 3h ago

I think I've seen all of Melania's parts.

LauraD-in-Indy · 0 · 2h ago

HJK Arts · 0 · 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂shuff it

Sergeant Swamp💙 · 0 · 3h ago

This should be titled "laugh of the day.

Daniel.🇵🇷🏳️‍⚧️ · 1 · 3h ago

Haven’t seen yet? You mean, she speaks 7 languages, but could hardly speak English? Lol

napadogs.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

Her cervix?

kristinekenyon.bsky.social · 7 · 47m ago

Not sure how First Lady gets away with living somewhere else besides the White House, and almost never attending major public events with the President (including the Capitol Rotunda funeral of a sitting Senator). Imagine if Michelle Obama or Jill Biden had done—oh ffs nvrmnd

1tonytony.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

10Aug26 $Pay 2 Play 2.0 👀 God Please Bless USA 🇺🇸

Kathy Byrne · 0 · 18m ago

whatever it is it will be orchestrated, the humanitarian? the businesswoman? the designer? the futurist? the AI genius? the campaign whiz? (takeaway from the first was she has big plans for Damian)

call634-5789 · 27 · 3h ago

Hard Pass. If I want to see Slovenian prostitutes.....there's a LOT of free online porn.

FortGeek · 9 · 2h ago

Attractive ones, even.

Calvin Chann · 0 · 2h ago

Compared to his tax breaks, he’s well ahead.

bobthefrog.bsky.social · 0 · 29m ago

Well not ALL of us wanted to look. I would talk about going down a rabbit hole but I think not.

Jennifer Keith · 1 · 2h ago

Hilarious.

ProudSocialist⚛️💙🏳️‍🌈🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 · 2 · 2h ago

No one cares.

rialmi.bsky.social · 1 · 2h ago

Hope they can lay off even more workers to help pay the bills... what a ridiculous waste of bribe money. Just put the cash in a box labelled 'Trump' and spare us all the docu-joke.

jhchicago.bsky.social · 1 · 3h ago

😂😂😂

Juntos podemos! · 0 · 1h ago

Oh! The humanity!!!! Please make it go away! Can we have a pinup of Olive Oil instead?

Sylvaners · 2 · 1h ago

Only the we haven't seen on the 1st lady is the bottom of her feet.

Gary Wilkerson 🏳️‍🌈💪🏕️ · 0 · 2h ago

I thought we'd already seen her yahoo. Isn't that enough???????

nuthinbutnets · 0 · 3h ago

another reason to despise Amazon and not renew my Amazon Prime membership - waiting for Bozos to force his wife into Melanoma's "documentary"

Kim the Entirely Fed Up · 0 · 2h ago

Plus, this fake woman has the personality of drywall.

Margi in WA still upset 2024 · 0 · 2h ago

100% spot on.

🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. · 2 · 2h ago

WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MELANIE.

wokecreature-2025.bsky.social · 0 · 22m ago

Seriously, that was a terrible phrase to end with. ...parts that haven't been seen yet. It's just an opening for all the jokes about what HAS been seen by the public.

True North Strong and Free Kat · 1 · 2h ago

🤮 No thank you! I'm good!!!

Jus 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🚜 🌲 · 1 · 2h ago

Haven't we seen enough 👀

Only one of many. · 1 · 2h ago

I’d say too much, but that’s a personal observation.

hopelaughlove.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

Exactly!

SavRTruthTiger 💙🌊🌊🌊💙 · 1 · 2h ago

We’ve even seen her anus, The President, a clear & present danger.

baronbill.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

Deb Knox · 9 · 3h ago

Ugh 😩…what a waste of💵💸

Jan · 12 · 3h ago

I think we've seen the entirety of Melania

Nancy Ann ❌👑 👍🏻🐸 · 0 · 1h ago

A colonoscopy perhaps?

Garnet Rose 🌹 · 7 · 3h ago

Exactly and she has revealed herself in more ways than one ☝️

biarritz45.bsky.social · 1 · 2h ago

There are so many reasons to cancel #Amazon Prime, but this just might be the one that does me in. This is clearly a bribe for bezos to avoid any regulatory environmental taxes, workplace OSHA guidelines... all that is gone. Instead we get a documentary about our #firstprostitute. #melania

Michele W · 0 · 12m ago

They're doing a sequel on it??? Did they not lose enough money on the first one??

Harlan Belle · 0 · 2h ago

Unless it is all about her Epstein covert spy/ sex trafficker job not interested.

zenplumber.bsky.social · 1 · 2h ago

I believe that most of us have seen way more of Melania than we wanted...in more ways than one

rico99.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

Please, nobody but the dumbest of mag.a will watch that shit.

Joysea Crew · 0 · 1h ago

The only way this one will succeed is if they can get Stormy Daniels to write the scripts and direct.

searingblueburn.bsky.social · 1 · 42m ago

She will confirm everything about #Epstein ? Otherwise no fucks to give.

ccolter.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

I understand parts of Melania are open for viewing daily in Russia.

eckaber.bsky.social · 0 · 30m ago

True Grift.

The Moomins Cat · 0 · 3h ago

The world has already seen most of her "parts" ✌️

JulesEverAfter · 1 · 1h ago

THERE'S A GRIFT IN HERE SOMEWHERE

K Powers · 0 · 1h ago

Lots of revenue opps!!

☮️🐾BellaLover😈♈ · 0 · 2h ago

Nobody except all the johns.

Tetsu Kaba 🇺🇦 · 0 · 12m ago

Maybe a MRI

charlee49.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

Only going where NO gynecologist wants to go!!!!

Valerie 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇦 · 27 · 3h ago

Why doesn’t Amazon just pay trump the bribe money & not waste the time making this documentary nobody cares about or will watch?

unicorncancer159.bsky.social · 8 · 1h ago

Melania never had a real modeling career and her ego demand this kind of pandering. Donald needs the ego boost since everything is always about him. With the Trumps, ego and money are intertwined.

Valerie 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇺🇦 · 2 · 1h ago

True. He also wants people to think he still has such a hot wife. He bought & is still paying for her years ago she hates his guts.

Dave · 0 · 2h ago

Seen all i care to of her naked shame. Escort her out please.

DvdRbnsn · 1 · 2h ago

Perhaps that means Melania will be sharing some of her recipes.

timholt2024 · 1 · 2h ago

I am hoping for Melania the Musical with puppets.

Michael Creel · 0 · 2h ago

Maybe they mean the part in the Epstein files?

gm0rk.bsky.social · 1 · 3h ago

I can't imagine wanting to watch this about *any* first lady. Maybe Mary Todd or Edith Wilson. Or Betty Ford. Or an honest depiction of Nancy Reagan being the Throat GOAT. But that's it.

gm0rk.bsky.social · 9 · 3h ago

Why is everyone involved in this named Alan Smithee ?

Bettina Struff #Woke #FBPE #FBPR #NHS #RejoinEU · 0 · 1h ago

I'm really not sure anybody would want to see a part of Melania that hasn't been seen yet 😬😬

RaeAnnSAG · 0 · 1h ago

Quid pro quo

KurtRexCooper · 4 · 3h ago

Who was that millionaire who donated a huge amount of money to the Chicago Opera so they could make his wife an opera star? Lampooned in Citizen Kane.

Quint · 0 · 21m ago

William Randolph Hearst, Patty's grandfather or great grandfather.

Joan Cortez · 1 · 2h ago

Will this include a relationship with Epstein?

pragmaticpopulist.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

I think most parts of her have been seen

mqb2766.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

The Lizard of Spas. Where she searches for a heart, a brain,

Sean · 0 · 1h ago

Trump is going to shove a light up her, film at eleven

SaltyShawn · 1 · 1h ago

Well, we've all seen her naked, so what more is there?

powerful Katrinka · 0 · 50m ago

For 5 - $10K installments you, too, can learn to be an unsmiling vanity whore! I'll teach you all tricks to becoming a gold-digging, grifter hell-bent on destroying America for personal gain!

LaRoeBoat · 0 · 57m ago

Bezos is buying "a significant minority stake" in Liverpool. Maybe the plan is to force its fans to watch Melania and its infinite sequels before the home matches instead of singing "You'll Never Walk Alone."

And you want to be my latex salesman. · 0 · 1h ago

I hear they've removed the staples in this version.

Fix the mess · 1 · 2h ago

Is there really a part of her that the world hasn’t seen? 🤢

Limana · 7 · 3h ago

Well, it could be her dental records. I don't know.

socalcallie.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

😎💀

fprofrun.bsky.social · 0 · 55m ago

Can’t wait to see how it ends

Lindsay · 0 · 15m ago

I thought we’d seen all she had

NodeZ3r0™ · 0 · 1h ago

Big tech profits from us, not the other way around. Time to rethink this stuff. 🌐 https://wopr.systems?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=signalboost&utm_campaign=surveillance_privacy_big_tech

Tonya · 0 · 1h ago

Bezos never get tired of kissing tRump's ass.🫤

iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social · 1 · 15m ago

She is putting out a porn film….

Lee Rowan 🐕 🐈‍⬛ 🌳 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🐉 🇺🇦🦇🪶🖋️ 🇺🇸 · 0 · 3m ago

She did that, it's how she got her start in show biz... or whatever you want to call the oldest profession.

NotSurprised · 33 · 3h ago

America needs a First Lady who hasn't posed nude for money. Is that too much to ask?

karin829.bsky.social · 4 · 3h ago

NotSurprised · 6 · 2h ago

Is this part of the 1776 curriculum developed by Hillsdale College?

OldGuy75 · 3 · 2h ago

personally, I've seen enough of melania to last a lifetime ... no more for fuck sakes ... NO MORE !!! 🤨

SolarAlly · 0 · 1h ago

Must be a pending business deal - so another bribe is needed.

Jose Canyusi · 0 · 2h ago

To be fair, we haven’t actually seen everything, but what we have seen barely covering her most private fun parts is that our FLOTUS is a run-of-the-mill runway fashion model with connections in high place$…..

cavalrygreek · 0 · 2h ago

G.H. Peters · 30 · 3h ago

To quote another post: The Bare Witch Project.

the-flip52.bsky.social · 4 · 2h ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's a good one!

G.H. Peters · 0 · 2h ago

All credits to Sundae Gurl @sundaedivine.lol

the-flip52.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

I raise my glass to you both.

G.H. Peters · 0 · 1h ago

🥂

oldfart0405.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

So we're gonna get to see her immigration papers ?? Cause I've seen her tits and ass.

photonhntr.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

we've all seen the nude pics, there is nothing more.

Donna Castañeda · 0 · 16m ago

We are not interested in seeing more of money grubbing malaria. She's as dull as can be and this show will flop. Boring, unintelligent, hates everything in this country except our money, and needs to return to the eastern European country she illegally migrated from.

Maggie Malone · 0 · 33m ago

So funny. Didn’t we already see every part of her before all the body and face work? And I mean every part. Especially while she’s pretending to hump a plane?

Mel in the mountains · 0 · 32m ago

Pretty pathetic, aren't they ...

🌊🌊TsalagiWarrior🌊🌊 · 6 · 2h ago

With all the nude pics of Melania on the internet, what possible ”parts” of Melania have not been shown short of a rectal laparoscope.

Larry Roberts · 1 · 1h ago

That I’d watch, if the scope was barbed!

pax_christi · 1 · 2h ago

Please release the next debacle ONLY on Mars!?!?!?!?

SAM · 0 · 3h ago

Flop 2.0?

klhubbs.bsky.social · 0 · 47m ago

Jesus H. Christ what are they going to show her colonoscopy video because that's about all we have not seen of her.

Dagger · 0 · 3m ago

The prostitution part or the child rape part or the being sold to a child rapist by another child rapist part. I'm looking forward to not watching her child raping excuses or outright pathetic lies.

Christa Lee · 0 · 2h ago

Is she trying to salvage her reputation from destrucion by her husband?

Lee Rowan 🐕 🐈‍⬛ 🌳 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦 🐉 🇺🇦🦇🪶🖋️ 🇺🇸 · 0 · 3h ago

They've got more $ to launder into Rump's pockets. Or maybe Melancholia wants a bigger nest egg for when she dumps the orange oaf. There most certainly ARE parts of that critter I haven't seen and I do not WANT to see, tyvm!

Daddon66 · 4 · 2h ago

I've seen the photos of Melaria when she was aspiring to be a "model" and they showed all her parts. 🤣

Tonya · 0 · 1h ago

What do you rate it on a scale 1-10? 😆

Row Jimmy · 0 · 43m ago

Maybe they're going to get a lot more...er...anatomical? 😐

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good... · 0 · 3h ago

Will it be called 'Open All Hours' #MelaniaTrump

rileyrussell81.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

mindfull-life.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

Given the lack of empathy the psychopath inhabiting the White House displays, I doubt it involves the employees wellbeing. IMHO it involves some sort of repayment for a favor they received or to make up for something they've done that made Conald throw a hissy fit.

EastVillageTwt · 0 · 2h ago

And what part is that?

EastVillageTwt · 1 · 2h ago

Didn’t we see everything already?

JD Willhite · 0 · 2h ago

Believe me, all parts of her have been seen, repeatedly, by every whoremonger that cared to look.

🍁Justin Case · 9 · 3h ago

Really! What part of her have we not seen?

genx2024.bsky.social · 0 · 38m ago

Is that real?

Quint · 0 · 23m ago

Yes

genx2024.bsky.social · 0 · 18m ago

How far America has fallen.

Froter · 0 · 1h ago

It keeps trump on the line and Melanoma occupied and thinking she must be relevant. Bezos probably needs another Billion.

ghermy.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

Omg a reality show..just what we need..dimwits think its real..like the apprentice 🤣

Steve Bear · 0 · 2h ago

Citizen tRump will MAKE her a star and people WILL adore her

schatzkin.bsky.social · 0 · 7m ago

Well we know one body part this does not mean.

notrite132.bsky.social · 0 · 46m ago

glad I don't have prime! I wouldn't watch it if I did have prime.

Michele (Good Trouble) Jansen · 0 · 30m ago

🫣

Gwynplaine · 2 · 2h ago

Here she is at a governmental function flaunting her titties to all the other attendees. There is no record of any FLOTUS prior to Melania exposing her ladybits at a government function.

Gail · 0 · 52m ago

Just to prove that having money does not guarantee good taste

jesse · 0 · 18m ago

hi friend, I'm no Melania fan, but honestly I think there's lots to criticize her about besides her choice of revealing wardrobe or her former profession as a sex worker. I def hear what you're saying 🧡, I totally get it. But maybe we can focus on her fleecing people via her "Melania-Coin" crypto?

jesse · 0 · 13m ago

There's lots to criticize Melania Trump for. I guess, to me, I don't care how deep her neckline is or whether she was a sex worker. I DO care that she fleeced millions from people w/ her Melania-Coin, and enables the fascist coup enacted by her husband. Melania coin was sniped: youtu.be/619oKirSiCM

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Steven Daniels 🐸🦀 · 0 · 1h ago

There are parts of the First Lady we haven't seen yet? ~

bludawg1.bsky.social · 0 · 42m ago

Joe "I'm a Zeppo Marxist" Bacon · 8 · 3h ago

This is the most unwanted sequel since Deep Throat 2!

bloviant.bsky.social · 3 · 2h ago

You just didn't understand The Throatening. That time, it was personal!

marylouiseplease · 0 · 1h ago

Not interested

Kat · 0 · 1h ago

I’m wondering exactly what they are considering showing us, the inside of her mouth?

bluweed.bsky.social · 0 · 10m ago

Is that the part that until now only Jeffery Epstein had seen? Isn't that called bad porn?

abstractvelocities.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

🤢 unfortunately

Gailgreat · 0 · 2h ago

Prime.... HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.....PRIME......

SteveR · 0 · 31m ago

The cracks are beginning to show...

Dorothy Li Calzi · 3 · 1h ago

What! Are they going to televise her colonoscopy

Moon Child · 0 · 26m ago

Her face lifts and general all around tightening?

Moon Child · 1 · 25m ago

🤮

Phoukaco · 0 · 5m ago

just what part of Melania haven’t we seen yet?

Buddy Beaver · 2 · 2h ago

Why do people still use Amazon? I’ve managed to not buy anything from there in well over a decade now.

Sharon Rudow · 1 · 2h ago

We have seen her totally naked....tgere is nothing we haven't seen #EpsteinVisaMyAss

unpersoned.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

TBF, I would watch the SHIT out of a documentary called "The Third Lay" on the Slovenian rent-a-whore's nude photo shoots, her partying with Epstein & his procurer, all the times she's slapped, pushed away, looked disgusted with, & ignored the stupid pedo she married, & her "fuck chreestmas" rant.

Rosalita jumping · 0 · 2h ago

I'm feeling nauseous already

Row Jimmy · 1 · 45m ago

Parts we haven't seen yet? Is she going to do hardcore porn now since we've all seen the soft core?

Dave Dewey 📎🇺🇦🇵🇸 · 0 · 2h ago

Actually, I don’t think there’s any part of Melania that we haven’t seen.

stripe-power.bsky.social · 0 · 3h ago

Who cares about her?

CuzBcuz · 1 · 2h ago

I think the only parts of her we haven't been forced to see are her heart and any sense of decency, neither of which may actually exist.

anootie.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

Does Donnie et al really need a bribe to allow one of the richest men in the world to perpetuate his abysmal workplace conditions? Oh well, Jeff has the necessary cash for this on him anyway, most likely. Labor and Justice couldn’t give a rat’s ass about this anyhow, right?

paddyboy · 0 · 1h ago

I think everyone who was willing to pay for the priviledge has seen all the parts of Melania there are to be seen.

Rose Simonne · 0 · 48m ago

She’s just proving that she has nothing to hide. Literally.

The Black Ninja · 0 · 42m ago

She had already proven that in every nude photo she's done. As to her personality. She's married to Trump still, after everything he's done and the Epstein Files are just the latest in a long list of his debaucheries.

Rose Simonne · 0 · 34m ago

💯 agreed.

Tom Joad · 0 · 3h ago

I think we have all seen enough of Melania. Unless this documentary proves the lie that she speaks 5 languages.

Cogito, ergo sum 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 · 0 · 1h ago

Does she keep her clothes on?

mebranigan.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

There is no part of Melania that I have any interest in seeing. 🤷‍♀️

The Vic · 14 · 2h ago

Gross, we really don't need snatch shots of Melanie 🤢

TediZ · 0 · 1h ago

Melania has never given a rat’s ass about this country so why should we care a whit about her? Worst FLOTUS ever. Self involved, conceited and only interested in the grift that will line her pockets. Just another bit player in The Trump Crime Family Saga.

Trixiebelden75 · 0 · 16m ago

Bezos doesn’t learn it seems

Westerns UK · 1 · 3h ago

Or had, in some cases!

Pissed-Off Scientist · 4 · 2h ago

There is no part of the First Hooker we haven't seen.

am-mccarthy.bsky.social · 0 · 1h ago

The money in the washer goes round and round Round and round Round and round

murphysgirl.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

—͟͞͞★ 𝚖ⲟ𝓼ﺂ ★✨🇺🇸 👣 · 3 · 1h ago

Everyone knows Bezos is just currying favor. It's a massive corp bribe to escape workplace regulations disguised as “streaming content”.

mmothnadine.bsky.social · 0 · 2h ago

🤔 So it appears Amazon wants to lose even more subscribers to their streaming + online shopping services = The Stupidity of Doubling Down Taught By Trump + Republican Trumpism

Señor Juanton · 2 · 50m ago

The world wants to know her dream of catching moose and squirrel

sonj1 · 0 · 1h ago

If there is a part, I really have no desire to see it 🤮

Bill's son, Bob · 0 · 3h ago

All we ever needed to see or know was that Malaria chose to wear a coat that very directly sent an "I don't give a crap...(about ya'll)." message to the world at large.

Befarrell · 0 · 2h ago

And there is no part we want to see again…..

@myrna-lee-1959@blsky.com · 0 · 1h ago

WE all saw her naked, we all saw pictures of her shimmying up and down a pole. we saw her DRESSED FOR WORK, ON AN AIRPLANE. I DON'T NEED TO HER NOW AS A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN. RECREATING HER PAST.

Michael LeRoux · 0 · 2h ago

The only part of the first lady that hasn't been seen yet are her positive traits.

Lolo · 0 · 1h ago

Move along, nothing to see here…

Steve1London · 4 · 3h ago

I think many people have seen every part of the first lady already don't you. I should imagine as it starts to dry up it's even less attractive than it ever was. Plus as part of her duties she has to sleep with the paedophile rapist president so I suppose we should feel sorry for her

Kiki · 0 · 1h ago

Jeff Bezos wants the NASA Lunar Lander contract. That’s all.

concerned2.bsky.social · 0 · 2m ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ektisa · 1 · 46m ago

Oh, I don't thing there's a part of Melania we haven't seen. The pictures were out there for all to see.

clochemerlesque · 0 · 3h ago

Oh boy!

1eyedog · 0 · 2h ago

Ah, so it’s going to be porn. Ew.

BevBall · 0 · 42m ago

It probably does make business sense..just not from the movie or whatever they call it

🇺🇦 I♥️MN · 0 · 3h ago

Seriously, no one cares anything about her except for her ties to Epstein, trump, and other sex traffickers. Otherwise she's a nobody.

BD Max 🌵 🏜️ 🌄🌎🌏🌍💙🇺🇦🦋🧢 · 0 · 2h ago

You know Amazon, and whoever else pushed to get this. (Probably some a-hole). The best way to get people to not think you’re an a-hole is to just not be an a-hole.