I’m having a ton of fun with this prompt. Here’s my parody of Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk.” Original song in the comments. 😄 #PoetsOfDoom #MisheardLyrics #Poetry #Poem #PoetryCommunity #Parody #Humor @daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Uptown Junk (A parody of Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk”) Thrift stores, them Goodwills St. Vinny's for that cheap thrill Thrift stores for them bargains Them rare finds, them masterpieces Stylin', divin', buyin' my 'fit for three fiddy Got used Chucks for a couple bucks Gotta love myself, I'm so thrifty So cheap (hot damn) Fill my cart up to the top with it It's so cheap (half price) Make a livin' selling the primo, man On eBay (A+) Click my store, you'll see what I sell Still cheap (that's right) 'Cause I'm all 'bout that flippin', clear it out Girls hit your local thrift store Guys hit your local thrift store Go hit your local thrift store 'Cause uptown junk gon' give it to you 'Cause uptown junk gon' give it to you 'Cause uptown junk gon' give it to you Half price night and we in the fight Don't believe me, just shop, come on