#FridayFunDay #FunnyMemes #GermanShepherds #Dogs #GSDs *Snort* As if they've ever listened... 😒 (Looking straight at you, Apollo, you demon missile!)

A funny meme comparing a dog owner's intense pre-visitor lecture to a pet with that given to a dangerous prehistoric predator. At the top, the man tells his pet: "You listen.." Punchline ending: Having 'the talk' with your dog before company arrives." Below the text is a cinematic image featuring a man in an orange shirt leaning in close to look a ferocious, terrifying caged, muzzled Velociraptor directly in the eye. If you have German Shepherds, this meme makes complete sense. In fact, this meme...tbh, 'tis me exactly, with each one of my sons, having the same chat, 10 minutes before they turn into heat-seeking missiles planning on ripping a visiting stranger's throat out mid-air. Never come to my house unannounced without the advanced safety protocol.... With Apollo, barrier and front door aggression have reached their pinnacle: he won't allow even family members to enter through the front door. They have to go through the garage to sagely enter the house 😬🥴 And the Amazon, UPS, FedEx drivers.... throw boxes up the driveway to avoid Apollo seeing them at the front door. I've tried behavior modification but he's too reactive so the garage is the new entrance now.