Finally, we get a Yoshi who canonically doesn't pay his taxes
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retnap · 0 · 32m ago
Doesn’t work either
He even admits to it.
Hope do his sake he can run real fast.. 😅
i mean, being basically wild animals but with human level intelligence, idk if *any* yoshi pays taxes.
There's definitely an argument that rich humans are basically wild animals but with slightly less than human level intelligence...
whose gonna make yoshi pay his taxes? the irs? he'd just eat them too!
He looks like they're setting up the guillotine in his front lawn
Hey, Fortune Street is loose canon.
Are his eggs diamond or gold?
They are the same as any other Yoshi but cost 1000x as much
Ah yes, enshitification Yoshi!
I haven't the new Mario Kart World and don't ever plan on it, but does this for every color Yoshi?
no, yoshi colors are unfortunately skin dependant (there might be a few repeat colors but i dont remember, if so only a couple)
There's like 9 different color Yoshis and each are locked to a different outfit (dark blue biker Yoshi, pink ice cream server, red pro racer, etc)
How much did Aristocrat Yoshi borrow against his fast food empire stock, I wonder
Probably about 250,000 in Mario coins, and probably 10 Star coins to get their first food truck, made that money back in about 2 months, then started a franchise.
Yoshis are smart dinosaurs.
Now I am interested in hearing what the franchise fees are to open a Yoshi fast food stand
logging onto bluesky is like entering an alternate universe where TheRealJims has a Simpsons profile pic and posts about Yoshi.
Eat him!
Cool Yoshi
Wayoshi?
Who always pays their taxes? Not Yoshi!
You can tell he's an aristocrat by his guilty look and ready to run posturing
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real OGs remember this being teased all the way back in Super Mario Tax Evasion 64
Erm, acktually, that's every Yoshi
I mean, what are you gonna get out of auditing your random Yoshi? A couple half eaten melons?
eh, they collect coins same as mario if the island games are anything to go by