Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds have released a video pitching themselves for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’ “Just wondering if you might need some help.”

I'm tired. Tired of superhero overload. Tired of studios trying to milk franchises for all they're worth. Tired of Ryan Reynolds being smarmy. But...

Jackman is a POS.

I might spontaneously implode if there's a Wolverine vs Onslaught scene in Secret Wars