GOP 2026 Platform: “Ballrooms, Bankruptcy, and Bullshit”
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The orange menace has directed the Navy to replace its complex fighter jet launch system on aircraft carriers with steam catapults, a system that the Navy officials have opposed for years and could cost billions. Mark Kelly: “I’ve launched off the front of aircraft carriers hundreds of times, have a Master’s degree in aeronautical engineering, and am a test pilot and even I wouldn’t suggest to the Navy how to engineer specific systems on its ships. Trump should stick to what he knows best-ballrooms, bankruptcy, and bullshit.”