Ewww. A disgusting human touched me 🐾
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2026 Spring to Come · 1 · 1d ago This cat screams careful.
"HOW DARE YOU?"
That precious baby's facial expression is priceless!
😹😂
How I feel after just watching the Orange one on TV
Well excuse me! Lolol
Come on man. I just cleaned that spot.
I absolutely love petting my cats on spots where they've just cleaned. Watching the clean and re-clean just cracks me up.
😆 🤣
Kitty be like
Hahahahaha so funny 😂🤣😂 Life of cats, more royal than royalty. Tread carefully around cats otherwise you may be sacked. 😂
Oh this is MY cat. She's just so fussy about where I touch her. It's gotten better, but still...I feed your ass, wtf?
Funny ….neurotic Siamese cats.. but they are for sure great guard cats
Siamese cats are awesome!
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You will pay for that
was the look he gave
Polluting a cat! 😜
😅
Same with Augie. Unless he requests.
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🎶 I am Siamese if you please. I am Siamese if you don’t please. 🎶
That disgusted look at the end! 😂🤣😅
Keep your filthy hands to yourself!
NO means NO!
Looks just like my guy Chance! He does the same thing. I almost lost him two weeks ago….. If your cat won’t eat, they have a med now to make them hungry!!
Just swipe it inside their ear once a day!!! Amazing!!!
He’s back to doing that again!!!! 🙃😂
How do you survive applying it to the ear?
He’s a pretty much laidback guy…. Ya gotta be quick!!!
You’re wearing a glove 🧤
"I'd have used the mouthwash but I can't gargle"
You gave me cooties.
Hm. Maybe you’d better read “The Ninja Cat Manuals” (free, no ads) before it’s too late!
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Lol. Kitty looks angry!
So rude! 😾
Humans are indeed pretty gross
Kinda dickish
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Looking at their channel I would give their humor mixed reviews
Only one I saw while scrolling 🥹
I have them blocked so idk.
Ok. I just saw video clip of haughty beUtiful Siamese cat getting petted by human and then glaring & vigorously licking spot where petted
😂😂😂😂 that face
Fun 😁😁😁
Missed this on #Caturday...
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Ooh that look!!
What's WRONG with YOU!!!???
Lol!
Did I Say You could touch me???!!! How dare you!
This specimen appears to touching up the unwanted disturbance in his carefully applied Eau de Catlick.
Followed by the 10 pound stare.
They will insult you right to your face. That look on that beautiful face is priceless. Like don't you even think of trying that again!😆
How very fucking dare you touch me!
My Siamese does the same thing. 🤔
Mine almost never bites, but if I don't do a very specific permission dance to initiate the petting, I get angry tail flapping and grumbing.
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That's some aggressive grooming 😅...
U can hear him cussing under his breath
get it off ! GET IT OFF !
MFer!! I *just* took a bath!!
Do it again!! See what happens...
"FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY... you! no touchie.."
How dare you!
Sox does the same
😜😂😂😂
The "Who said you could touch me?" response.
What s beauty though
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feisty cutie 💓
Too cute!
That is definitely vengeance licking. 😸
My cat TedTed every time I touch his side. smh
That look of indignation got me.
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You can just feel the love. ❤️💕
That indignant look is priceless
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“How dare you touch me without my permission”!
Knows where those hands have been.
Hahaha! Major cleaning session required!
😂🤣 Well, did we wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
I can’t stop laughing at this…that look!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
...is his name pete?
UNHAND ME IMMEDIATELY SIR;
*gasp* how dare!
I spent the majority of my life not liking cats at all just from one incident--my grandmother had a Siamese cat. We went to visit, the cat hid under the chair. I was 5, down on the floor, looking and reaching out for it, she raked me on my face with her claws. That was enough for me!
Yes because I spent the whole f. day (the 4 hours I was awake) licking my fur to carefully remove any smell and that big awkward hairless cat comes and smears me with an awful smell of sausage and pizza 🙀
Oooh. I have one of those guys too.
The chomp at the end 💀💀💀
I HAD A SIAMESE CAT WHO HAD 5 KITTENS BACK IN THE 80'S. MY FAVORITE CAT. HER NAME WAS KEOMI! GREAT MEMORIES. YES, THEY ARE SO WEIRD....IN EVERY WAY. 😂
Get your hands off me you damn filthy animal 😄
Piss off 😾😻😹
If looks (and licks) could kill …
Wow, if looks could kill. Sheesh.
The Siamese cats were temple guards!!
I did NOT grant you permission to touch me, peasant.
I frequently get the “Ugh, I just cleaned that” look from our cats.
Hes fuming 😤 😍
Princess Donut: How rude! I believe that feline’s reaction to being accosted in such a way was actually quite tame.
Carl: He only petted her, Donut.
Princess Donut: Really Carl. Would you be alright with some large, smelly man randomly petting you?
Carl: -sighs- goddamit Donut..
omg the look that cat gave it's person 😂
And my Jetboy is here let me clean your hand for being so nice as to pet me.
"how dare you! the audacity!"
Stopp that human or I'll barf on your head while you sleep.
I did not know cats could have autism
They all have autism. It's the feline gene. There's even a book about it!
Just got that furr perfect and you come a mess it up.
“How dare you! “
My cat does that to me so of course I must touch him frequently. 😉😆
Lol the groom & sass eye 😆
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The indignation is palpable 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Siamese are among the most judgemental of felins.
yep cat does that too touch her and she cleans from here to eternity
I see nothing wrong with this response to touching without consent.
The warning shot on the 2nd time was surprisingly forgiving.
And some people say that Cats are cold and unfeeling.
They have several levels of notice just like Dogs do: gentle paw, slight thwap, stronger thwap, and finally, big thwap with claws out. Woe to those who aren't paying attention.
Hmm!
It's important to learn to tell, and to be cautious and willing to learn when you don't.
Like those people on safari that don't stick to the rules.
Same with tourists trying to pet the 'fluffy Cows.'
I have to continually remind my girl that I have not given her cooties.
How dare you touch me, hooman
I did not give you permission to touch me
They always HAVE to get the person off of them! You know, that same person they picked out to rescue them in the first place. Cats!
The LOOK afterward. 😂
Looks like it doesn't want people cooties!! 😁❤️
What’s wrong with you ? That cat’s back has a privacy sign hidden inside
I feel your pain.
😅
Human beings are very dirty. My ratties used to wash my ear lobes.❤️
😂WTH
Hahaha! My cats do the same thing. 😅
Quite the priss
Unless I let my cat smell all my fingers and full hand I will get the same reaction. If he smells and approves I may pet.
If I don't let mine smell my fingers first, I get bitten.
Ooh, I got human cooties! Wash, wash, wash!
Sir! I'm not that kind of kee-kitty.
Ours does that too lol.
When your kid wipes your kiss off his face.
So funny