body horror cw catch me spending dozens of dollars in coins on welcoming audrey into my home oh my god i love her. she's so cute. bc i squirreled away most of my change just to talk to her it gives sam the aura of liking to talk to her also. coins for cute monster girl yum yum

Sketches of Sam, Dan, and Audrey from Look Outside. Audrey is a walking monsterous vending machine, with many eyes and sharp teeth where the drinks get dispensed. Sam and Dan are normal guys, Sam is missing his left arm.
To the top left are various Audreys, and the bottom left has Sam reaching into her mouth to get soda. He's thinking "Don't make this weird don't make this weird" and thinking the image of hands getting caught in gears.
To the right is a comic between Sam and Dan.
Sam counts his change in his hand, mumbling, "25... 10, 5... 35? hmm"
Dan from behind asks, "Are you planning to buy something useful or go see your weird soda girl?"
Sam looks back at Dan with an annoyed expression. "Talking to Audrey IS useful!"
Dan sneers, "Ksh -- sure, when you ask about shit that's not her dayjob??"
Dan turns toward his phone, conspiratorially whispering to his chat, "lmao chat he's such a simp."
Sam cluches the coins in his hands, offended. He yells, "NO I'M NOT?! DON'T SAY THAT."
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Sketches of Sam, Dan, and Audrey from Look Outside. Audrey is a walking monsterous vending machine, with many eyes and sharp teeth where the drinks get dispensed. Sam and Dan are normal guys, Sam is missing his left arm. To the top left are various Audreys, and the bottom left has Sam reaching into her mouth to get soda. He's thinking "Don't make this weird don't make this weird" and thinking the image of hands getting caught in gears. To the right is a comic between Sam and Dan. Sam counts his change in his hand, mumbling, "25... 10, 5... 35? hmm" Dan from behind asks, "Are you planning to buy something useful or go see your weird soda girl?" Sam looks back at Dan with an annoyed expression. "Talking to Audrey IS useful!" Dan sneers, "Ksh -- sure, when you ask about shit that's not her dayjob??" Dan turns toward his phone, conspiratorially whispering to his chat, "lmao chat he's such a simp." Sam cluches the coins in his hands, offended. He yells, "NO I'M NOT?! DON'T SAY THAT."

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