CM Punk's last words to Kevin Owens "You say you never looked up to me? That's fine by me, because in Toronto that's exactly what you're gonna do, when I put your FAT ASS to sleep!"

Somewhere a shark is wondering why old men keep jumping over him.

What even is this feud. Oh no, CM Punk was mean to me 20 years ago. Oh no, Kevin Owens could do more situps. They're doing these segments as if either the viewers have never seen a show before this one or the writers haven't. Here are some Cagematch stats and a wrestler bio. Come up with a script.

But it's in Canada, and that means the crowd will be fully behind KO! I'm looking forward to this one.