Loretta thinks she is people.
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Loretta is a black dog with a tan stomach and chest. She is 70 pounds of lap dog and is probably a boxer and bulldog mix.
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Txnewsprincess · 71 · 5h agoShe decided to move over closer in case I felt like I needed a kiss or to give her some scritches.
mrmiller1066.bsky.social · 0 · 56m agoHi Mom. You looked like you might have a goodie in your pocket so I thought I'd relieve you of the burden of carrying it around and take it off your hands and put it in my mouthpart.
Dave Warren · 1 · 1h agoThat's a big puppy dog
Sue · 0 · 1h ago😘
🐸frogs>👑kings · 7 · 3h agoThoughtful of her 💖
3 Goldens and a Lab · 0 · 3h agoCane Corso?
Txnewsprincess · 4 · 2h agoWe are not sure. We adopted her from the animal shelter, a really overcrowded one at that. She is so smart--figured out how to ask to go out within a few minutes of arriving, even. No accidents.
Cristal · 2 · 2h agoShe’s beautiful!! Give her a big hug!
Loretta is most likely better than most people.
She is several people!! And gorgeous 😍
A full-figured female gets all the attention. Pets for Loretta.🩷
She looks like two people standing side by side. 😊
Loretta is so right! Beautiful friend ya got there! Best dogs I ever had. I’m old so there’s been a few.
Her expression looks like a dower old woman.
It’s Loretta’s world, we just live in it.
Loretta looks like she wants to have Han Solo as a trophy on her wall
She thinks she is a lap dog. She is 70 pounds of lap dog.
She is people. Anybody can see that.
I am pretty sure I have met at least three people named Loretta and they all give off the exact same vibe as this dog. Perfect name.
SHE IS PEOPLE SHE IS A MEMBER OF A FAMILY
well, I wouldnt try to tell her otherwise
She is beautiful and probably very snuggly! ❤️
Looks like a person to me!
Well, I'm not going to argue with her about that belief!
If SHE says she’s people….she’s people.
Who’s going to tell her?
Loretta IS people. GOOD people. Put some respect on Loretta's name.
♥️💕♥️
She looks like she might knit. Big square sweaters.
Would give all the kisses and scritches!!
There are some people who look a lot like that.
Big girl 😱
Loretta can think whatever she wants...😳🐶
She’s not wrong. And a beauty too🥰
Momma didn’t raise no dummy, and I’m not arguing with Loretta, she thinks she is people, she is people!
She is right☺️
I'm not going to tell that beautiful dog she is not.🥰🥰🥰🥰
Loretta thinks keeping a green-skinned Twi'lek on chain is acceptable. <I'm just playing, looks like a fun girl>
Sheeeiit! Loretta can be anything she wants. 😁
I certainly would never argue with her!
Loretta can think whatever she wants!
Who are you to say she's not?
Sweet Ole pup
She is ❤️
She needs a tunic and a strand of pearls.
...and a REALLY small tea set.
She used to have a flower but she lost it during a very vigorous sunbathing session in the back yard.
Isn’t she?
And looks like she has a lot to say.
She is at least three peoples.
Loretta has a PRESENCE
I think she ate a few people
Checks out 💜
OMG! Look at that pretty girl's face. I want to smoosh it, and kiss it. Yum yum! Kiss kiss!❤️🐶
Who’s going to argue😆
...of course she is...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErBo...
High-heeled shoes, a low-neck sweater.
Loretta is a freaking queen 👑
She is people.
She is people. Or anything else she wants to be. Who's gonna tell her she's a dog? Not me.
She's a beautiful big girl!
Well, I’m not going to be the one to tell her otherwise.
I've got some shocking news for you, Loretta.
You is not people.
You is Beautiful Doggo.
And so cute! 💙💙
She is whatever she says she is! 😊😊😊😊✌️✌️💙 And definitely looks like my kind of people! 😊😊
that is a lot of Dog!
You better think the same.
Wisdom in those lovely eyes!
I prefer Loretta to most people.
Madam Loretta would like to have a word about her recent visit to the dog park.
She’s better than people.❤️
You are very wrong,
Loretta knows she is people.
Get on the program!
She's seen things....
Loretta is probably better than most people.
She's quite a lady 😍
Well she is except some bstrd has chopped her ears
I'm not gonna argue with Loretta.
She is people. All humans are people, but not all people are humans.
I think she needs a title.. Her Majesty, the First Lady of Wooferdom, Dame Loretta.
Loretta is probably better than most people
Not only people but royalty!
Loretta the Hutt?
Is this a boxer mix?
She certainly looks like a someone.😍
She IS people!
Who would dare think otherwise?
Oh, I love her name!
She has a brother, who is a Chihuahua/Rat Terrier mix. His name is Conrad Bane.
Wonderful!
She is absolutely furry people! 💖
Oh my goodness, I love the name. What a beautiful soul
She is best people.
And this beautiful girl is correct! 🩷
Please tell me her name is really Loretta. 😂
I mean, a little hat would fully complete the look
Dogs are better than most people.
Loretta is very impressive!🤎
...and I wouldn't question her. 🤣
Well, obviously. Good girl 🐾.
That dog looks like Wilford Brimley
She is- just in a dog's body!
She has the look! 💙
Why would anyone doubt her?
I love her name combined with her look.
And she's not? 🤣❤️
Loretta is precious!
She is correct.
Loretta is better than people. 😊
Get no argument from me...
More so than corporations
What a face, she looks like
She is!
She is quite formidable
They all do!
I wouldn’t argue with her on that. Not for a second.
She isn’t?
Beautiful.
She is! Shalom
I’m not going to tell her!!!
🥰 I love her & imagine her being a thoughtful kind auntie who will be present & kind when we hang out
Loretta, you are a beautiful fur baby!
Loretta looks wiser than many people I have known. She has wonderful eyes.
What a beautiful meatball 🥰
She is a beauty!
OMG that fucking dog!
Loretta is big enough to think whatever she wants!
And she's right!😍😍♥️
I love her name.
Unusual looking. What breed is she. I want one. LOL
Loretta like most dogs deserve to get into heaven before some humans
Good people
Loretta is right
I was just thinking, "if Loretta wants to think she's people, I'm just gonna say 'yes, ma'am'"
She's lookin' at me like she knows I just made a bad decision.
Loretta can be whatever Loretta wants to be!
Who is within her, the gatekeeper or the key master?
She's not wrong
What a cutie!🥰
She's as big as people
Queen people, it appears.
Awww she's such a cutie pie ^-^
Loretta looks like loverbug! what a beauty!
Maybe.
So sweet... poor baby, mutilated like that.
Loretta IS people. She just made me a freshly-squeezed lemonade!
I think she might be a pygmy hippo 🥰
i can hear the "Hrmph"
Not just people... Loretta is a grande dame. She deserves a tiara!
Loretta is beautiful people.
She's not?
she looks like someones widowed great aunt.
A commanding presence commanding treats and snuggles
She’s beautiful.
And?
And a quite handsome people at that.
Obligatory with Loretta:
youtu.be/chnlQQCsTVw?...
Isn’t she?
Greedy wants something to eat.
Looks to me like she can be whatever she likes.
An absolute unit.
Dogs are the perfect humans (who just happen to wear fur suits)!
That’s alotta Loretta! 😄
She is more than people. 😍
Loretta looks like she eats people.
I love her
"You wanna tell her different?"
She's lovely!
I'M certainly not going to argue with her.
I'd vouch for her. She's definitely better looking and likely smarter than most other people I've met.
All Loretta wants is bacon, cheese, whatever you're eating, naps, snuggles, and to catch the garbage truck one day.
Same here. Sure the garbage truck has a police escort in my neighborhood now and I got more taser scars than freckles, but I'll get that truck one day. And while I got lots of restraining orders over the bacon, napping and snuggling I know statutes of limitations run out eventually and I'm patient.
🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t she?
Dogs are the best people. Love that name too
I love Loretta.
Who are you to question her beliefs?
She is obviously a person
Because she is multiple people in fact
She is the company
She is the boss
Of course she is people.
She has me convinced.
no aspersions on your dog but she looks like a great aunt of mine...
Maybe you need glasses. She is clearly a people.
omg! What cruel asshole sliced off her ears???
Whoever had her before us. We adopted her from the animal shelter.
Dear texas princess - glad you have her -but she is fat
I fight against this sh*t daily.
In civilized countries, it is illegal to hack off body parts.
In the U.S. - especially in Texas, which has NO decent animal welfare laws...it is, of course, legal.
SHAMEFUL.
Please try to change it!😎
She is being tended to by a vet. She has lost weight, and the vet actually says she's within the healthy range. Because the previous owner did what they did, we also have to clean her ears out daily to make sure she doesn't get ear infections.
We're good, responsible dog friends. No lecture needed.
Sorry! Some days I cannot look at another mutilated dog, burned cat, beaten-to-death donkey...
Please don't take offense. It just pains me to see it.
JFC. Some people. I would like to say Thank you for what you have done to give Loretta an AMAZING second chance at life. She looks FABULOUS. I want to give her a flower crown or something. 😆💕
I call them elf ears. Had one who came with a pair as well. She was the best!
If The Rock was a dog…
She is.
Well, of course she does. Isn't she?
I am NOT arguing with Loretta, nope, no fucking way.
she's a big bad mammajamma
Loretta is a beauty!
loretta IS people.
Aunt Jennie? You came back as Miss Loretta? You’re looking good
Of course. Looks human to me
Dogs is peepul.
Arli sez so!!
Damn right that dogz is peepul, maybe even better than peepul
They are angels on earth. We do not deserve these loyal creatures.
She is!!wrapped in fur 😍🥹🤣
Is anyone going to tell her she isn't?
Woof Woof
She definitely is
Plural is the operative! That kid is HUGE!!! Love!!!
Well she is. Believe her!
You mean she's not????
Loretta wants to be hardcore but her mom won't let her
She is a lovely person trapped in the smallish body of a dog.
Isn’t she?!
What are you talking about? All I see in this picture is a person
What an absolutely majestic tank of a dog 😍
I wouldn’t want to argue with her !
Thinks???
What a gorgeous person.
I'm not saying she isn't.
I’m certainly not gonna tell her she’s not.