[Comic ] From a couple of weeks back

[scene is SATURDAY KITCHEN, with the normal set of Saturday Kitchen, except it’s in a cave, and the guest chef is a kind of semi-human creature called MORLOCK, and the host is H G Wells] 1 H G WELLS: Hello I’m HG Wells and welcome to Saturday Kitchen. So with me today is Morlock! MORLOCK Helloo H G WELLS: Now tell me a bit about yourself, Morlock MORLOCK: Well I’m an future sub-branch of humanity that lives underground in the year 802,701. HG WELLS: Wonderful! [Close up on what Morlock is cooking - a pale, veal-like steak in the frying pan] MORLOCK: And today I'm cooking Eloi, which is the my rival species of human, from above the ground. [Wells makes a frozen face of realisation] MORLOCK Eloi are beautifully soft and easy to hunt Because they’ve gone weak with over-reliance on technology! HG WELLS: Oh god. Did - did you - MORLOCK: It’s super local meat too - I bagged this one last night, just outside my lair. [Cut to a scene above ground at night - Morlock emerges from his hole in the ground] [He approaches an Eloi - a pale, weak-looking human - sat at a desk with a computer on it] ELOI [talking to his computer]: Hey Chat - Write me an email to Jess in accounts about - 12 [Morlock grabs the Eloi] 13 [Cut back to HG Wells and Morlock at the Saturday Kitchen tasting table, tucking into the Eloi meat] HG WELLS: It’s kind of like veal! [ends]