Brooke Rollins said the border wall is needed to keep "illicit cattle" out

Are the cows seeking asylum or are they just looking for greener pastures?

Dadgum mules and coyotes letting in all the furrin cows, smh

A cow and looks like a herd of asses.

No cow is illegal!

Has she seen the price of beef? We can use all the illicit cattle we can get our hands on.

🫠 because flying bugs can never fly over a wall.

The steaks have never been so high

What a fukn idiot!

skanky cows

Brooke Rollins Is an illicit cow

The Notorious Cowli Cartel

LMFAO

We don't need a massive wall for that. Ranch fencing could handle that.

Killer Kows

It's well known that a cocaine cow can smuggle a lot more drugs across the border than a human due to its four stomachs.

The Cow Caravans. “They are eating our grain, they are eating our grass!”

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’….

And she is too.

So not even humans in their eyes anymore? Just cattle to herd?

Really?? 🤡🤡🤡 FFS

Are the illicit cattle in the room with us?

I hope Maggats are proud of the morons they voted to be in charge.

Define “illicit cattle”, Brooke. We’ll wait. 😏

Cattle?

There's alot of cattle in the White House

Illicit alien cattle. The racism even extends to animals. Maybe it works both ways Brooke. Maybe Mexico or Canada wouldn't want "illicit" American cattle infected with screw-worm and lots of other pathogens that will pop up because of the removal of all safety regulations in Kookooland.

We are so fucked. In every way possible.

Every word that comes out of her mouth is a ridiculous lie 🙄

Hire that Gregory Bovino guy to be the Bovine immigration czar. It’s right there in his name!!!

Doesn't she have a job condescendingly telling us to eat a piece of chicken to save money?

Epstein Wall

I’m not sure she knows what either of those words means.

Trump’s people astound me every damn day! What do ‘illicit cattle’ look like?

screw worms are transmitted by flies who see a wall and fly over it

A cow can jump over the moon, man.

Yeah. They are part of the secret plot to get more votes for Democrats.

Will we need cattle detention centers?

Hmm- "illicit" behavior that is merely improper, unethical, or disapproved of by society Is this another case of maga projection?

She’s a rabid heifer

Cows are dangerous. Moo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavU...

Stop the wall in Big Bend, NP! There’s a river to stop that mythical cattle!

Please define "illicit cattle"

Seriously spit food here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Is that a thing now too?

Here's a new job for ice instead of kidnapping humans

Their minds are completely mush.

She eats a “Fail” in being a decent human.

Does she think Mexican owners of cattle are happy to let their fortune stray across the border? Or is she using this as a dog whistle to the racists again in dehumanizing the people who do come across the border?

Says a cow.

Cows have four stomachs...that's a lot of coke-filled condoms, who needs drug mules?????

They're taking away jobs from cattle born in the US.

Is this a north or south border?

Does she mean ranchers overgrazing public land, and then demanding said land be turned private?

Never heard that term before.

Cattle coyotes are the real criminals!

Cows are the worst.

Every dang day another absurd statement from these dweebs.

How did she get in? 😏

So this is what we’re calling immigrants now?

OMG...............

Damn Biden. Overrun with illegals. Then illettuces. Now ilheifers.

Wait...keeping free beef from wandering into our country? 🤔

Did they just finish watching Dutton Ranch and got this idea?

all Hat 💩 💩 no Cattle

Illicit cows? youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI?...

Arghhhh.

I know a lot of you thinks that's some big joke, but rogue bovines are a big deal to us Chicagoans.

Need a new Gary Larson strip, stat...

Yeah. Ranchers are known for letting their $3000+ assets just roam away. Did she ever watch Yellowstone? www.farmkeep.com/farm-guides/...

Another fucking low IQ genius is this 💩 show 🤡 🎪 administration 🤪🤪🤪

How do you spell clueless? Asking for all the ranchers?

Only the bestest people and the finest minds.

But how many of those cattle are from asylums?

They’re smuggling drugs into the country in what has been described as a ‘Trojan cow’

The idiocy would be stupefying … But it is the highlight of this Administration

The cattle are eating the cats n dogs!

Check their papers 😆

I guess since trump regime fired the food safety personnel, their back-up solution is shut the border to (checks notes) “illicit cattle?”

Cannot trust an “illicit cow”.

Maybe the regime should start redirecting military resources to blow up cattle in the desert to light up their socials, now that the "drug boat" ruse no longer excites their fans.

Hmm. Seems that this speaking cow somehow is on the wrong side of this fence.

Hahaha…….now REPUBLICANS ARE AFRAID OF COWS

I always think she’s punking us with her absurd comments

& illegal

Fake moos.

People want health care Secy Rollins

Illicit Cattle is a good band name

I usually think of illicit in terms of fucking. who is fucking these cattle and are they in the room with you?

Drug mules?

They’ll have to do better than that. I read somewhere that this piece of wall will split rancher’s land up.

What? How far off the cliff are these people going to go? OMG I can't. Literally everything is fear mongering and propoganda.

This Mar-a-Lago lot lizard has no idea what her job is.

Before I built a wall I’d ask to know What I was walling in or walling out, And to whom I was like to give offense -Robert Frost

MOO-GE, IF TRUE

Wow, don't be shy, Brooke. 😡

That´s what they told us back in the day in the GDR. "The Wall is there to protect us from all the bad things on the outside"

What a fucking moron.

Racist piece of shit.

Is Mexico going to pay for that as well?

Mexican beef is too spicy for the American palate

So that's how the screwworms got in!

Mexican cattle come here to drink our water, poop in our pastures, and use their babies as anchor calves. And when you try to talk to them, the only English they understand is "Moo." I say, turn them all into Big Macs for our beloved Presidente.

WTF is wrong with these people?!

Well then it shouldn’t have to be more than a post and rail fence with some barbed wire.

They're not sending their best best cattle. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good cows.

Immigrant cattle? You have to be kidding? cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/08/what...

Beware Of The Cattle Caravan!!

you're late with this spin, twit www.avma.org/news/additio...

These people are just all so fucking dumb. Why are these people so willing to humiliate themselves in front of the world?

Those damn cattle taking everyone’s jobs and voting illegally! Glad you spoke up. Moo!

cattle??? really, they are not even prettending..

@devincow.bsky.social She is calling for you to be put in a cage!

Ah yes...the illicit cattle. Wait where are they suppose to be crossing? Is it the really big river or the extremely dry desert? Maybe the cattle are coming out of Saskatchewan and the border wall is meant for Montana and North Dakota.

We need to make sure that cattle crossing the border are carrying the proper ID and papers.

It's true, they'll pack 8-12 of em in a '74 Mercury and drive right across the border - and none of the hooved creatures can drive worth a shit.

Caravans of Cows.

Jeebus f'ing wept...the amount of money they spent for a presser about a cow, maybe, wandering into or taking a cruise to or something.

How has nobody posted this yet? You’re slipping, Bluesky.

Bad Hom Bries Because cheese comes from ... eh, I tried.

🤦

What about migrating birds? I always thought they were trouble.

She just gets stupider the more she talks

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Wait. Is she implying that if you want to graze your cattle on public land you should pay for it somehow? See,a like I’ve heard a story about that…

It’s the film industry y’all, they’ve been trying to tell us for years

This lady’s opinion is like a cows opinion, it’s moo.

Yeah we wouldn’t want any of those cows without screw worms to get in.

That's odd, barbed wire always worked before.

These cows never have proper ID so damn skippy, deport all of 'em! Yo ICE, there's a field full of those illicit MFers right down the road from me, do your job!

At ~$20m/mile, that’s some cattle fence….

Shouldn't a big ol Capitalist just hire some Cowboys?

No cow is illegal….

Headline should be "MAGA debuts new slur."

she's a stupid cow

Biden had a bi-partisan plan to end screwworm. That was ended by the Trump administration or the problem would have already been controlled.

@alancoxshow.bsky.social Illicit Cattle is touring!!!! Hope they hit The Beachland Ballroom!

Dude, you gotta see Illicit Cattle! They’re playing The Agora tonight!

We don't have an illicit cattle problem. We have a nazi problem.

Oh no! Naked Mexican cows are taking jobs away from naked American cows!

thanks again @schiff.senate.gov for voting to confirm this nincompoop

Illicit cattle is big business. Don’t tell the IRS, but I’ve made dozens slinging black market ribeyes out in these streets.

No, there was four strands of barbed wire and cattle guards at crossings that worked just fine.

Cows looking for a better life?

Dumasslican in Texas?

Are these caravans of illicit cattle?

Rollins: "To date, we don't know of 1 case that has crossed the border... [but it *might* happen one day]." Prevention is laudable, but only when using effective methods to prevent serious outcomes, not as manufactured justification for bigotry & xenophobia, while USDA fails to ensure food safety.

Especially in the desert

Rollins = very,very DUMB (with a B)

Dammit those cows need to be reprimanded! Mooooooooo!!

That's more bull

I won't slave for beggar's pay Likewise gold and jewels But I would slave to learn the way To sink your ship of fools Though I could not caution all I still might warn a few Don't lend your hand to raise no flag Atop no ship of fools Ship of fools On a cruel sea Ship of fools Sail away from me

She is a fucking moron

👍😁👍🫤😏😡🤬🤷👀

Oh ffs, said the woman who wants to turn every fucking inch of public lands into a feedlot and a dust bowl. She’s a white christian nationalist, religious evangelical fuckwit who’s being sued by some of her employees for sending around unwelcome religious emails. Viperous little twat

All the screw worm flies are hitching rides over the border on the backs of those illicit cattle

Great use of our taxpayer money

"There have been no known cases of flying monkeys ever crossing the border but we consider it a substantial risk." Once again, major concern for something that's not happening

Again with the border wall 🙄 Golden oldie with a new spin🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cattle are known to be deft swimmers 😂

Cows With Guns www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMb...

I thought the border was closed thanks to the tremendous leadership of President Trump?!

"They're not bringing their best cattle!"

There’s one living in the White House.

Two billion dollar no bid contract to a company that donated money to Trump personally. Again No emergency so no bid ought to have been illegal. Imagine too the company is wildly incapable of and unwilling to do the job right Think the reflecting pool.

"illicit cattle", so MAGA? 🤔

A caravan of cows.

ISNT SHE SMART!

Caravans of cattle? What happened to caravans of laptops?

Not to mention those ne'er-do-well goats

She's been watching Dutton Ranch, hasn't she?

What in the dumb fuck is she talking about? Illicit cattle?

Those illicit cattle commit such heinous crimes in our country 😜🤷

Motherf———. That’s the exact same language white men used to describe their “livestock” of slaves. He knew exactly what he was saying.

She is so dumb...I cringe when I see her.

Anyone remember Lonesome Dove? Gus and Call went and stole a huge herd of cattle to run up to Montana. Where did they go to steal that huge herd? Mexico

Economy is fucked. National debt is exploding. Billions of dollars have magically disappeared from the sale of pillaged oil. The Strait of Hormuz is looking to remain closed until at least 2029. Half the country is literally on fire. But hey, let's talk about building a fucking wall.

Fun fact, the Feds are giving water access and 200k+ acres of Texas to Mexico to build this thing.

We're getting foreign policy from Cows With Guns.

Now we're racist against cows!

Hey @slotkin.senate.gov, you still feel good about hitching your Michigan common sense wagon to this fucking idiot?

Can't have those Guatemalan cows entering the country illegally.

I hate these fuckers in a way that I just can’t describe.

Takes one to know one.

A war against a “potential illicit cattle movement” has begun. Build the walls! Release the drones!

Now they have created illegal animals to hate & villify